Vol.2, No.2 • September, 2008

Short Story by Janet Yung

Ugly Dog

 

The ugliest dog Gwendolyn Beckerle ever saw was sitting in the middle of her front porch looking up at the doorknob as if it knew exactly where it was -- home. Leaning on the sofa, Gwendolyn peered through the window hoping the mutt wouldn't spot her staring at it. It had to belong to somebody. People in this neighborhood weren't in the habit of abandoning pets.

"It's awfully cold," she said to the glass and pulled back suddenly when the dog looked up as if it heard a familiar voice. Its tail swished across the concrete, brushing fallen leaves across the surface and off into the dormant flower beds.

"What should I do with it?" Gwendolyn was on the phone with her mother who asked if it had a collar.

"I couldn't see anything," Gwendolyn replied. Why couldn't it follow some kid down the street who'd know how to handle a stray, taking it home insisting it had followed him? Her brother tried that once with some furry little dog whose pedigree escaped her at the moment.

When Martin came through the door, clutching the willing captive, her mother demanded to know where he'd found it.

"He followed me home," Martin explained, a sad expression on his face, the dog wagging its tail.

"That dog belongs to somebody," was her mother's immediate response and digging through the dog's fur, found a tag attached to a collar.

Martin was devastated when the rightful owner showed up, grateful for Muffin's safe return. It didn't help Martin's cause that a neighbor spotted him coaxing the dog down the street, and when it looked as if the dog would go no further, scooped it up in his arms, running the rest of the way home.

"Where's Martin when I need him?" Gwendolyn said. The dog was curled up on the welcome mat, the late afternoon sun beating down on its fur. The last of the early October mild weather. The weather was set to turn nasty in a couple days according to the weatherman.

"Martin doesn't need a dog," her mother said.

Gwendolyn lamented the fact it was Saturday. Any weekday, she'd be at work and the dog would probably have trotted past her house. But she'd had the misfortune of coming in with a load of groceries when the dog, on the other side of the street, spotted her and came running towards her, wagging its tail furiously and barking. At first, she'd been startled by the action and about to panic as she raced for the door, the dog running circles around her, jumping up and down, drooling at the bags.

"It must've been the food," her mother said.

"I guess," Gwendolyn agreed and added, "Do you think I should try to feed it." The dog was scratching the back of its neck with its hind paw and Gwendolyn immediately thought "fleas."

"Do you have anything in the house?"

"Nothing," was Gwendolyn's reply.

With a lull in the conversation, Gwendolyn decided to make a trip to the pet store for some supplies. "Maybe I can put an ad in the paper and check the classifieds for lost dogs and if nothing turns up, take it to the Humane Society next week."

Gwendolyn slipped out to the garage where she'd managed to park her car once she'd unloaded her bags, dancing around the dog.

Driving down the alley, she glanced in the rear view mirror, worried it might have heard movement in the back of the house and tried to follow her, but there was nothing. With any luck, the dog would be gone when she returned.

Thirty minutes later, she was back. A couple kids were shooting hoops down the alley and stopped when they spotted her car and started up again once her garage door was raised. "Well, the dog didn't find them," she groused popping open the trunk and gathering her purchases.

"You might want to have the dog checked out by a vet," the clerk said, while offering her suggestions on the best types of food along with the care and treatment of strays. "There are organizations that handle that sort of thing," he said and Gwendolyn nodded, thinking it might be the best solution.

She was barely in the back door when she heard barking at the front. "Great," she grumbled on her way to the door. Now, the neighbors would be certain it belonged to her.

"Okay," Gwendolyn opened the door and the mutt rushed in before she could stop it. It raced around the living room and circled through the dining room, finally heading for the kitchen. Each room looked substantially smaller as it charged from room to room, Gwendolyn certain it was about to knock something over or pounce on her freshly laundered slipcovers.

It stood in the middle of the kitchen floor and started barking and jumping up and down.

"Calm down." Gwendolyn tore open the package of dry food, pouring the recommended amount in a dog dish she'd been cajoled into purchasing along with a water dish. She'd stopped short of the bed, thinking the dog could sleep in the backyard or in the basement on a pile of old blankets if the weather turned too cold.

She watched as it gobbled up the dish's contents and slurped up water, moving the dish along her clean floor till it was licked dry. Looking up for more, Gwendolyn was tempted to say "no, that's all for now," but the dog's sides looked slightly caved in, making her wonder when it had eaten last. "You could have rabies for all I know," she told it, adding food to its dish.

Satisfied, it walked to the back door and barked; door opened, it flew onto the grass. Gwendolyn watched as the mutt headed for the shrubs along the garage and did its business, thinking it was nice to know the dog was trained and at the same time now she'd have one more household chore -- scooping poop.

Wednesday, Gwendolyn found a dog bed. The pile of blankets at the foot of Gwendolyn's bed looked messy and not very comfortable, although the dog didn't complain.

"This is your new bed for now," Gwendolyn explained carefully as she replaced the old blankets. The dog curled dutifully in it while Gwendolyn sat in bed reading. Once the bed side lamp was switched off, the dog pounced on Gwendolyn's bed with a thud, turning and pawing at the covers till she was comfortable. Snoring followed.

A week later, the dog was comfortably ensconced in its new routine. "Did you have any luck with lost and found?" her mother asked, the dog barking.

"No." Gwendolyn had been disappointed with the negative results. There'd been no response to her "found" ad placed in the classifieds. And, no one was advertising, "Lost: Ugliest dog you've ever seen." Maybe they were glad to be rid of her, but she seemed to be agreeable, even during the sound scrubbing Gwendolyn gave her on Sunday afternoon.

"What do you plan on doing with her?" Gwendolyn's mother asked.

Gwendolyn shrugged. She didn't have the heart to boot the dog out. "I don't know. Keep looking for her owner, I suppose." She'd been thinking about names.

"It looks like that dog has found its owner," her mother said and hung up before Gwendolyn could protest.

"I think we'll call you Snuffy...for now."

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