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Story by Bob Church
Searching for Bo Belinsky
If you'll listen closely when you watch a movie that shows people
riding in boxcars, you'll probably hear any conversation syncopated
with rhythmic thumps meant to depict the wheels crossing rail
connectors. Truth of the matter is, those sounds really exist
in a form approximating the Hollywood sound engineers' efforts-or,
at least such has been my experience, only when you're actually
riding in a boxcar, you feel the jolt a split second before you
hear it, allowing your ears to prepare for the sound and interpret
it. This can cause confusion if the track sutures aren't located
directly across from one another, because it creates a sub-set
of distinct, staccato adjunct sounds mirroring their mates'.
Further, depending upon the time of day, season, ambient temperature
and geography, the sound varies, even if only slightly, to the
discerning listener. With a little practice, one's precision
in sound thumpology becomes attuned to individual tracks, giving
a 'road map' of approximate locale and destination. Of course,
none of this has a damned thing to do with the story I want to
tell you, but I thought it might acquaint you with my style and
help you understand my unfortunate propensity to embellish, ad
nauseam.
The freight car I'd jumped into outside
Elko was no more or less comfortable than any other except that
the scant light provided by a harvest moon shining through tiny
cracks in the wooden superstructure revealed a few empty crates
large enough to secret an individual who might desire the security
and prospects of an uninterrupted night's sleep inside with a
modicum of privacy. Honestly, I had no concern for the train's
destination or estimated time of arrival; both being mere factors
that I'd have to deal with at some point in the future, with
'future' being the definitive word. In my world, anything that
has either happened or might happen are merely conceptual red
herrings only peripherally affecting my current mode of operation.
I like living this way because every second becomes important
in spite of any promises or threats created by others intended
to motivate me or dissuade me from accomplishing my present mission,
whatever it may be. Each decision I make is necessarily predicated
upon factors obtained in the moment, without regard for extraneous
minutia others might deem worthy of consideration.
Like many travelers, I prefer to engage
in conversation with my peers at my own behest, exclusive of
their mind-numbing requests to ascertain my name, destination,
religious and or sexual preferences, marital status, familial
home, etc., etc., ad infinitum; all of which receive my immediate
verbal scorn and warning to desist. Normally this is enough to
discourage most, but there are a few who insist on expanding
the envelope, at least far enough to let me know that they're
not going to shut up until I respond.
Such was the case tonight. The sound of
the large car door opening interrupted my sleep and I realized
the train had slowed. This could mean many things, few desirable
unless I wanted to get off. These days, with the implied threat
of terrorism pervading all sectors of society, the railroad security
crews kept close watch on the trains and any cargo not on the
engineer's manifests was unwelcome-especially the human variety.
So, I stayed stock still in my container and watched the unclear
visage of my new 'partner in crime' close the door and hover
behind a broken slat, peering out into the darkness, watching
and listening for any indications that he'd been discovered.
In a few minutes, the bifurcated thump
of moving wheels slowly increased in speed as the huge diesel
locomotives once again overcame the inertia of its load and powered
us toward its destination. Once the sonic symphony repeated at
a predictable rate and my unexpected new confederate evidently
felt more secure, he began the same process I'd begun hours before,
shaking the crates and trying to find an empty one to jump into.
Necessarily, he pushed the top off my crate and as soon as I
felt his fingers on the top, I stood up and shouted at the top
of my lungs, "ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!" flailing my arms
about in my best imitation of a crazed zombie from The Night
of The Living Dead.
As I watched him back up in sheer terror,
I heard his scream end as he hit the sidewall of the boxcar and
crumple in a heap on the floor, breathless and stunned.
Fearing I may need to defend myself, I
jumped out of the crate and moved to the far end of the boxcar,
where I crouched in the darkness.
"Jesus Christ, man, lighten up! I'm
only lookin' for a place to crash." Even through a hacking
and coughing attack, the guy's voice sounded non-threatening…
and young. I wondered if he was sick; I couldn't afford to get
too close to him on any account, but if he had TB or some other
God-forsaken communicable disease, he could take me out without
trying.
"Well, you stay over there. Don't
come any closer or I'll slice and dice you like a ripe cantaloupe."
Pure bluster at best, my knife would barely cut cardboard and
I'd broken the tip off some years back while trying to pry a
stuck quarter out of a pay phone, so there was no way in hell
I could even stick him.
"That's fine with me." he said,
raising his beleaguered frame to a sitting position. "Would
you happen to have any water?"
"Did you mistake me for the Culligan
Man?"
He said nothing but started to laugh- not
an outwardly vocal expression, more a stifled, staccato chortle.
"That's funny," he said, his voice soft but resilient.
"I guess it was a pretty stupid request… I'm sorry,
I meant no offense."
Oh, shit, here we go. I hate it when people apologize when they shouldn't.
They just sound needy. Oh, please, mister, don't think badly
of me, I shouldn't have dared ask you for something so valuable
as a drink of water. I took my canteen out of my backpack
and tossed it across the floor to him. "Do me a favor and
pour it in something or at least try to keep from French kissing
it with your yap. For all I know, you might have AIDS or syphilis
or the plague."
Screwing the cap off the plastic canteen,
he said nothing as he drank. "Thanks," was all he said
as he put the top back on and tossed it back over to me, "but
just so you'll know, I don't think you can get AIDS or syph'
off a canteen spout. I think you have to touch a toilet seat
or something… but I ain't so sure about the plague. In any
case, I think my hepatitis will kick plague's ass."
This seemed to please him; again he began
to chortle in a manner similar to the previous. Suddenly, I recalled
where I'd first heard just such a laugh. It was 1978 and I'd
wandered into a party in Santa Cruz-a cultural phenomenon accepted
as the height of decadence by practically any standard applied.
The unmistakable ambience and aroma of Maui Wowie filled every
crevice; every bean bag chair, sofa, table, and nearly ever square
inch of floor space held a motley assemblage of students, musicians
and other hedonistic revelers dedicated to smoking yet another
fat one and discussing the moral ramifications of the industrial
revolution upon sixteenth century stone workers, all to the dulcet
tones of REO Speedwagon crooning in the background. That unmistakable
titter could erupt from any quarter at any time under any circumstance
from anyone… including me. I wasn't a big smoker of anything,
much less marijuana, but it was physically impossible not to
gain a contact high merely by remaining in the room, and I wasn't
about to leave. After all, I'd been invited, and it'd
be impolite not to stay, especially since practically any booze
made by man was available in seemingly indefatigable quantities.
Now that I think about it, this party initiated me into the "Munchies"
phenomenon and I experienced my first meal of sugar donuts dipped
in blue cheese dressing and ice cream sandwiches topped with
frozen asparagus tips (to add a little crunch, as I recall),
with a stick of butter for dessert, washed down with the water
we cooked the hot dogs in. I believe that may have been the night
that we got pulled over by the California Highway Patrol during
our trip to the liquor store. The officer contended that we might
want to consider doing more than five miles per hour on the freeway,
but he didn't arrest us. Personally, I think he was a stoner,
too, while off-duty, but since he confiscated nearly $500 worth
of beer, whiskey and wine I guess he felt that we'd suffered
enough. Of course, this required that we return to the liquor
store with that purloined MasterCard, but that's a story for
another time.
Quickly I dismissed the idea that my new
acquaintance could be high since it'd be nearly impossible for
anyone to run and jump on a moving boxcar while tripping. But,
he did have a unique sense of priorities and despite my natural
reluctance, I found myself starting to like the kid.
"Where you headed?" he muttered,
apparently taking another stab at conversation.
"I'm searching for Bo Belinsky."
I informed him succinctly.
"Oh, yea?"
His answer emboldened me; it sounded like
he either might actually know about Bo or he was high and I might
need to reconsider my previous appraisal of the situation. "Yea,"
I bated, "do you know where I can find him?"
"Maybe… it depends."
I guess I should have expected it. The
road is full of characters; loaded down with people who know
people, people whom (but for a bad break here and there) would
have become rich and famous. Sure they would… and Bo Belinsky
was running from me. Right.
"On what?" Screw you, pal,
it's my turn to play inquisitor for a while.
"Well…" he replied slowly,
drawing out the word and raising the pitch of his voice at the
end, "I don't know who I'm talking to. For all I know, you
might be someone bent on doing him harm, and I couldn't permit
that."
Of course you couldn't, you and Bo being
tight buddies and all. "Yea…
certainly not." I couldn't think of a damn thing to say
at this point.
"You got any food?"
"Oh, you won't give me information
lest I be some demented hit man unerringly devoted to my quest
to do Bo Belinsky bodily harm, but you might be willing to share
some information if I'll consider not killing you long enough
to give you some food, does that about sum it up?"
At least, this time he didn't laugh at
me. I could feel his eyes burning very tiny holes in my jacket
as they searched me, yet I smelled no odor from burning material
or flesh, so I have to assume that his particular quantity of
psychic energy couldn't cause me to spontaneously combust, and
this gave me comfort. A minute or so passed and he still hadn't
spoken, so I again opened my backpack and located a can of kipper
snacks, which I slid across the wood floor to him.
"Hmmm…" he said, "Canned…
something… it's always been my favorite. Once again I thank
you for your hospitality. My fingers tell me that the tin has
a pull-off top. When I open it, will coiled-up snakes jump out?"
His mouth wasn't visible, but I felt
his smile; it was full and his teeth were crooked and too big
for his mouth, and his thin lips would be stretched to their
breaking point across the upper and lower boundaries. It was
a smartass smile, and it only came in one form, no matter what
his race or sex. I ought to know, too, because years ago, I held
a patent on it.
"Eat your freakin' sardines, asswipe,
and try to show a little gratitude; in some circles folks exact
a lofty price for their kindness. I'll settle for a little information."
I heard him snort. "Yes, you're looking
for Bo Belinsky, as I recall."
"That's right. Know where he is?"
"Yes, I believe I do, at least I know
where he was about five years ago. Of course, I can't assure
you that he'd still be there, but I have good reason to believe
he will. If you truly want to find him, you might try Las Vegas."
Las Vegas. Now doesn't that just figure?
"And you know this why?"
"I read it in the paper, I think.
Well, read may be an exaggeration in terms, actually;
more properly stated, I think I saw it in the Review-Journal
while I was ripping out the back page of the Living section to
use as toilet paper. It was laying around at a flophouse in Henderson,
so I stuck it in my backpack. You know as well as anyone that
McDonald's provides the crème de le crème of napkins
for softness and absorbance, but at two o'clock in the morning
in the desert, a newspaper sometimes has to suffice."
The conversation had taken a vicious turn.
I wanted information about Bo Belinsky and suddenly we were discussing
his toilet habits. "Yea, well, your acumen in the field
of substitute toilet products is very interesting, if a bit disturbing
considering that, thank you Jesus, I don't even know your name."
"Okay, I'll drop it, I just thought
my research, my bracketology if you will, might add to your knowledge
of survival skills."
I had to ask. "Bracketology?"
Now the bastard was making up words. Ordinarily, I might have
let it slide, but this guy was just a little too glib for my
liking.
"Yea… bracketology. Before the
security guards threw me out of the bus station in Elko where
I tried to catch a few winks on a bench, I watched a discussion
about the subject on ESPN. Every year when the NCAA determines
the national champion in basketball, for the tournament, the
eligible teams are seeded and put into brackets based on a number
of criteria such as national ranking, number of overall wins,
conference wins, etc., etc. Then, they play in single-elimination
format, one team moving on and one team going home, until all
but two teams have been eliminated. One of these two teams becomes
the national champion. These brackets have become a phenomenon
in and of themselves. Sports fans bet on them and hold office
pools to reward the most successful 'bracketologist', bars have
their own contests, and so forth. Since the advent of the inter-net,
the process evolved into one of the biggest moneymakers a website
can hold. The beauty exists in bracketology's adaptability to
practically any subject. For instance, while sharing a jug of
Gallo with a compatriot behind a dumpster outside the rear entrance
of a trendy café just off Fisherman's Wharf last winter,
on the loudspeakers that piped music to the diners, I heard a
deejay discussing his bracket in the "World's Worst Love
Song" competition. As I recall, I Honestly Love You by
Olivia Newton-John, according to listeners calling in, kicked
the ass of Barry Manilow's Mandy, and moved on in the
tournament. That's bracketology."
I couldn't speak for a few seconds. Simultaneously,
I brought to mind exactly how far removed from society I'd become
and how grateful I am of it. I'm reminded that this particular
foible of society, the deep-seated need to compete in all aspects
of life, provides all the impetus I need to stay in the shadows.
Long ago I recognized it and understood that it couldn't change;
society's very existence depended upon it. People's lives became
marathons of ego-gratification, most run with too little training
and too much dopamine. Artists, in all their forms, lay dormant
upon the altar of profit, bound and gagged, hoping to be accepted
by the Gods and rewarded with the myrrh of emulation and the
giddy treasure troves provided by benefactors and angels. Early
on, I realized that anything more than a few degrees removed
from the bottom line equated to intellectual masturbation and
I simply left it behind. Bracketology… individuals' most
recent attempt to prove their standing among their peers, the
only chance they might get to enjoy their fifteen minutes of
fame. In my estimation, society's competition is an addiction…
it's to want the wrong thing very, very badly-and not be able
to stop. I wondered if my new friend felt the same way.
"Isn't that interesting…"
I thought about faking a yawn, but saw no purpose. "Care
to tell me what the article said or do you want to dance around
some more?"
"Ha!" His audible snort preceded
the blast of the train's whistle, a warning to motorists or other
interested parties that an iron bullet the length of four football
fields approached and had absolutely no intention of yielding
to anyone or anything. I hoped his intentions paled by comparison.
He said nothing more until the drone of the whistle left no more
reminders of its presence than a ringing buzz in our ears. "Forgive
my long-winded preface, I freely admit to such tendencies. But,
more to the matter in question, I'm struggling with a dilemma.
Since we first engaged in this 'conversation', you've twice blessed
me with worldly kindness in the form of food and water, and it
could be argued that your company is a third. In light of this
revelation and in consideration of the knowledge I possess, I'm
struggling with a decision as to how I should proceed."
"Out of concern for Mr. Belinsky,
I presume? You think I'm trying to find him so I can do him physical
harm? How do you know he's not a relative or a close family friend
or perhaps a fraternity brother? Or maybe you think that no one
who lives on the road would ever hold anyone dear? Aren't you
a bit young to be a cynic?"
"Why do you automatically assume that
it's Bo Belinsky's welfare that fuels my dilemma? I dare say
the cynic's cloak might fit you better than me. If you'll just
tell me why you're looking for him, I'll tell you what I know."
"Where did you grow up, pilgrim?"
I said, in my best Bear Claw Chris Lapp voice.
The question gave him pause. Such questions
tend to stick in the craw of most road warriors. Most of us run
from at least one demon, and I wasn't sure I'd have answered
it myself, if asked directly.
"Midwest" he uttered, his voice
committed and forbidding. Ask no more.
"Did you root for a particular baseball
team when you were a boy?"
"Sure… didn't everybody?"
Then, anticipating my next question, he added, "Cubbies".
"Acch!" I yipped, the word bringing
me pangs of sympathy pains. "No wonder you dropped out.
I swear, to anyone who could endure the bungling of a club so
inept, so inveterately abominable, I can only pass along my condolences
and thank God I had the good fortune to grow up with parents
who taught me to think a little."
"Need I remind you that we're currently
occupying the same boxcar?"
"Do I need remind you that
I despise wit, especially when it's aimed at me? Okay, I'll give
you that one. I grew up in Southern California, in a largely
unincorporated area in Orange County, east of Tustin. In those
days, every kid was a fan of the Dodgers, so, naturally, I rooted
for the Angels. On a warm spring day in May of 1962, my dad took
me to Anaheim Stadium to watch them play Baltimore. I was eleven
years old, and it was my first major league ball game."
"And Bo Belinsky hit a homerun in
the bottom of the ninth to win the game…"
"Do you want me to answer your question
or do you just want to hear your gums bump together?"
Only the continuous hum of the locomotive
and the waltz of the wheels broke the silence for a while. Then,
in a voice so small that had I not been listening closely, I
may have mistaken it for a wheeze or sigh, I heard, "Sorry."
Bolstered by his apology if still suspicious
of his motives, I continued, "Pop took me early so that
we could watch batting practice. In those days, the Angels attendance
wasn't what it is now, given the fact that they were LA's 'farm
club' behind the Dodgers, so for the price of general admission,
we waltzed right down to the box seats and sat down in the first
row, right next to the Anaheim dugout. Friend, I tell you, I
thought I'd died and gone to heaven. Sure, most of them were
rookies or guys none of the other teams wanted, but that didn't
matter, because, to this young kid, they were all Hall of Fame
ballplayers."
"Did Belinsky make it to the Hall
of Fame?"
I'm glad he couldn't see my smirk. "If
he did, he paid to get in, just like the rest of us. No, Cooperstown
won't be erecting any bronze statues of Bo. You see, Bo is quite
the ladies' man or at least, that's his reputation. He became
known more for his drinking, pool hustling and carousing than
for the mark he made upon baseball. That's not to say that he
wasn't talented. In fact, at one time he was one of the dominant
pitchers in the league. He threw left-handed and possessed a
live, riding fastball that naturally broke into the hands of
right-handed hitters. In fact, on the day I went to see the Angels
play, he made history by pitching the first no-hitter ever pitched
in a major league ball game on the west coast. The team mobbed
him after he struck out the last hitter, and as he walked off
the field, he tossed the ball into the stands, right into the
baseball glove of a certain youngster sitting in the front row.
'Here, kid,' he said to me while removing an enormous wad of
tobacco from his cheek, 'tell your buddies what you just seen'."
Again, the whistle blew long and strong
and lights shone through the cracks in the sidewalls. We'd reached
Las Vegas.
I heard him scrambling to his feet. "This
is where I get off. It's been great talking to you, and I thank
you for your hospitality." As he put his backpack on, I
saw his form illuminated against the back lighting. "Listen"
he said, as though in afterthought, "I may be seeing Bo
while I'm in Vegas, is there anything you'd like me to tell him?"
"No", I said, "but there's
something I'd like you to give him. Come over here so I don't
have to get up, if you don't mind."
He walked over and crouched down next to
me, a young man with gracile features. I reached into my backpack,
pulled out the ball and placed it in his hand. "Here, if
you see Bo, give this to him. I've been keeping it for him for
forty-five years, and not a day has passed that I didn't feel
like a thief. You see, my young friend, none of us ever really
own anything… we can only borrow it for a while. Tell him
I'm sorry I didn't get it back to him sooner."
Later that day, a young traveler fortified with a plot map approached
a grave in Paradise Memorial Gardens in Las Vegas, Nevada. The
marble headstone bore the inscription:
Robert (Bo) Belinsky
December 7, 1936-November 23, 2001
In the bronze vase intended for flowers,
he placed the browned, weathered baseball that struck out the
twenty-seventh Baltimore Orioles hitter to face Bo Belinsky on
May 2, 1962. If he said anything at all, he was the only one
to hear the words.
Bob Church © 2008
Bob Church resides in mid-Missouri
with his wife of three decades, Louise, their poodle, Carla,
and their cat, Callie. After thirty years spent raising five
children, he has reached the point in his life that allows time
to pursue his real love, writing. You can find more of his stories/observations
at notquiteright/
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